if I ever message you first you better feel pretty damn special
(via date)
I think I should just go to community college
That way I can figure out wtf I want to study without spending shit tons of money
Oh well
Too late now
I’m studying for my math final (Calc 2)
And the theorem is dumb so I basically made up a conversation of what the theorem does
Person: I have a cookie
Me: okay?
Person: Do you want the cookie?
Me: Yes please
Person: okay here is the cookie
Me: Thank you!
Person: oh here, you can have the crumbs too
do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid
For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry Potter and I was really confused
I was trying to remember when this happened in the books.
(Source: punkasslouis, via setareeee)